| % Discount 100 - % Discount | x | 360 Credit Period - Discount Period |
which can be re-evaluated as
% of marks gained by you / 100 - marks gained
*
no of days for the nerd to submit his assignment /
time taken by him - time taken by you
2)You tell your mummy you want to be the president of the country (when I was aged 6-7) buy watching news, she thinks of you being a great person, while your mind calculates that "he must be the person with the highest salary in the whole of the country"
3)You(I) used the first discount coupon at the age of 9 issued by school to buy pastries at a local store.
4)Tally/Profits/High EPS, makes you smile as big as Krispy Cream Large size doughnut
5)When you consider Future Value and have calculative approach to life.
6)When being Miser is just a cake walk.You believe in helping the poor by stock dividend rather then cash.:D
7)When Business/Economy section of the newspaper is more interesting then Pg 3
8)The "I told before only" Law
You dont get embarresed in class when you give the wrong answer because a series of them follow your answer, when in the end no one remembers who said what and you can take credit for the right answer
9)CAPM is followed every sem
R(F) = Simply allocated marks or risk free marks
β = crucial risk factor taken by asking unecessary questions and not attending lectures
R(m - F) = Total risk your facing
hence your returns can be calculated as
Expected Rate of Return = r = rf + β(rm - rf)10)Everything you spend in dollar value should have low depriciation value , while a $ spent is only worth if minimum $2 is gained.
11)You can handle huge finances of your company & , no no you dont fail in handling your OWN too.
That makes us different from all the others :P
12)Life decisions are like buying deep discount bonds.Bargain at low price,Get happy at bond price rising.Gaining Par value for the bonds.
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